- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
That awkward moment when you spilled table all over your liquid..
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(Source: ytflove, via itsjustjohanna)
cammgltd
omfg i just opened itunes and SOMEONE DID THIS TO MY 1D PLAYLIST
I
CAN’T
BREATHE
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- me: *stays home*
- parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
- me: *goes out*
- parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
- me: *eats*
- parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
- me: *doesn't eat something*
- parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
- me: *exhales*
- parents: don't give me that attitude
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